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Today I’ve posted at Toronto IABC. Think small, act big for your book.
Only Toronto members can comment there, so if you have anything to add, and I hope you do, please share here.
By the time I knocked off on Monday, I’d already received two get-rich-quick offers about writing ebooks. By the end of the week, I expect my inbox will be bursting with them. Now that everybody is getting tired of talking about Facebook, ebooks are the next big thing.
The pitches all go like this: Turn your archived content into an ebook that will rake in millions while you sleep. Get ready for your closeup with Jon Stewart.
Ignore that an ebook involves a lot more than pasting dusty old content into a shiny new template. Don’t think about the many months it takes to produce something primed to go head-to-head with the competition from traditional heavyweights and the coming flood from self-publishers.
Stuff my Dad says
As my Dad asked when I told him I was writing an ebook: “But why would you write a book, now that everyone with a computer can?”
After I brushed away the little-girl tears, I told myself the old coot doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Two years later, getting ready to publish the second edition, I have to concede he had a point.
Because everyone can publish a book, lots more will. So your book has to be good. Make that spectacular.
Stuff Seth Godin says
Just ask ever-bright Seth Godin who has been blogging about this for The Domino Project where many of us ebook writers are seeking advice and support.
Let me be honest and admit that my first edition, a PDF on my website, did not even keep us in groceries, in large measure because I didn’t tell many people aside from my family, friends and subscribers. I had read all the hype about quality content going viral and figured I would be discovered, much like Lana Turner in Schwab’s Drugstore.
After talking to my readers and the people who took my workshops, I realized I had missed a few things. The reason the second edition is taking so long is that I keep coming up with more. I’m taking the project much more seriously than when I dreamed of going viral. Now I’m working at it.
Sloggers and slooks
The get-rich-quick guys would tell me to stop being so fussy. They were giving bloggers the same advice a few years ago. They kept telling us to post raw and frequently, writing quality and subject expertise be damned. How many of those sloppy bloggers — I will call them sloggers — are still around?
If you’ve seen my kitchen cupboards, bookkeeping or blog typos, you know that I will never be a perfectionist. Not even close. But my book has to be my best. Not a slook.
When I tell people I’m writing an ebook, some offer to let me write theirs. No, they won’t pay me for that lost weekend, a week if it’s complex. But they’ll give me a big cut of the money they’re confident will flow in.
No thanks.
Listen to what you need to hear
It’s not that I don’t think they have enough content, some languishing on their site, the rest lodged in their brain. Because they listen to the people who tell them what they want to hear, they don’t appreciate the huge investment of time and editorial skill involved in pulling it all together. Then there’s all the money for chores they should not do on their own.
If there’s an ebook in your soul, go for it. I’m thrilled that the doors have opened. Just be prepared to pour in years of learning, months of prep time and days of worrying.
That is how legends are made. After all, the Lana Turner story turned out to be a hoax. Going viral is way harder than sneezing on people when you have a cold.
I was flattered when I received Dee’s guest post pitch. After all, this is not one of the big shot blogs with a queue of eager writers wanting to make a name for themselves.
But my antenna should been gone up at the mention of “free” in the subject line. The alarm bells should have sounded when her submission contained the words “peak” when she meant “pique” and “reign” instead of “rein.”

What should have stopped me dead in my tracks was her request that I re-insert a link I had omitted because it had nothing to do with the post. Ironically, Dee had ranted against superfluous links.
When I spotted the “reign” mistake again in a blog an expert tweeted I simply had to read, I figured maybe I was being too tough. However, I made sure these examples were included in the list of common sound-alike confusions I provide in the new edition of Write Like You Talk–Only Better.
From running another blog, for the Toronto chapter of IABC (International Association of Business Communicators), I know that newbie bloggers can be sensitive souls. I want to help them. And I don’t like to look like Mrs. Cardwell, my grade seven English teacher, who would stamp her kitten heels in frustration when we kept making the same mistakes over and over.
When I refused to add the meaningless link, Dee complained about not getting paid for the link after she’d spent all that time on the “free” post for me. At her request, I took it down.
I don’t feel bad because I’m against sleazy link-building practices. Solid links are tough to earn.
But from all those “$20-a-post” ads I see, I know that many McWriters are toiling for these content farms, whose mission is to hoodwink the search engine giants with misbegotten links.
Writers have long kick started their careers with low-priced prose to magazines and other prestigious publications. But the writing had to be good. One “peak” or “reign” and the editor would stop reading.
The payoff was being able to show prospects that the big shots had published you. Today you also earn a prized link.
Highly regarded newspapers such as the Globe and Mail have gone from paying peanuts to saw dust. But I still send them articles occasionally because their circulation is huge and includes the kind of people I want to impress. The last time I published there, I immediately received a call from an occasional client who is now sending a stream of quality work. I also vie to provide guest posts for blogs like Problogger and Ragan.com because they always deliver new subscribers and attention to me.
So Dee, here’s my my advice if you want to go from being a McWriter to a white table cloth writer like me: Hone your craft, by avoiding sound-alike confusions and other common mistakes. You can do this, and earn more, by getting a job with an organization where the boss knows how to write well. If you dare, write quality posts and articles for big shots.
Google and other search engine keep changing their algorithms to discourage the content farms. You’re not helping your career by slaving for them. Don’t blame me.
And thank you, Dee, for reminding me that nothing in life is free. Now if I can only cast off the spirit of Mrs. Cardwell. And why do I still remember her green suede shoes?
Thanks for the photo, Floyd Brown.
When I want to impress people, I tell them to google “awesome” and they will find me.
Actually, they have to google “alternatives to awesome” or “other ways to say awesome” to find me quickly. Still, it’s close.
Almost every day my top post is 55+ ways to say awesome. Every month, the top phrase searched to find my site includes the word “awesome.”
When I wrote that post, which I’ve updated a few times with longer lists, my intention was not to rank high on “awesome.” No, my lofty objective was to discourage its overuse among people ranging from air heads who can’t think of a more original word to middle-aged people who delude themselves into thinking it makes them sound younger.
Awesome seekers
Let me stress, “awesome” alternative seekers, that I am not judging. I too have word weaknesses. Often I lose words, usually nouns, which an expert on Oprah said was a fleeting perimenopausal symptom. Plus, I am convinced that wearing my Converse sneakers wipes years off my age.
I am encouraged that people are searching for alternatives to “awesome,” though I hear it just as often and have seen no studies to confirm elevated levels of articulate discourse.
While I am pleased more people are finding my site, they are not becoming my clients. Too few are buying Write Like You Talk–Only Better. I don’t know if it’s possible to “convert” them, as the SEO guys blithefully advise.
“Me, me, me”
Though far more modest, my success with “write like you talk” has been intentional. I rank high because I’ve used it in as many posts, blog comments, guest submissions, Twitter and other social media as much as I can, without sounding like a three-year-old who missed her nap screaming “Me, me, me.”
Of course, with long-tail keywords like this, I have to brain wash people into actually searching for “write like you talk.” Any tips, guys, for mass keyword hypnotics?
My Snooki
The same goes for my name, Barb Sawyers, which also ranks me high simply because of the unusual extra “s” spelling. Recently, I discovered a Barbara Sawyers on Twitter, who describes herself as an Arab princess who wears designer fashions to clubs in New Jersey. For a vicarious thrill, I am following her.
I keep reading advice to jam keywords into every title and first paragraph. But that would piss off my readers and get on Google’s nerves.
I am a white table cloth writer, as opposed to those McWriters who crank out keyword-crammed posts for content farms. I may not be too proud to admit temporary noun or footware deficiencies, but I am certainly above this kind of fast and cheap but low-nutrient, unappealing algorithmic food.
No thanks
To show you how ridiculous keyword-inspired titles can be, let me share with you the most recent title suggestions I have received from Ezinearticles.com, based on the keywords people have used to find the articles I post there:
Tips For Using Alliteration in Prose
Silly, eh? I can’t imagine filling an entire article. ”Using words that start with the same letter helps readers remember,” just about sums it up.
How the Way We Speak Reflects the Way We Write
Why, when ”write like you talk,” which I am busy plugging, is so much snappier?
Poetry – Emotions in Writing
I would never dream of advising gourmet poets, though emotions in writing are what I would expect to hear from teen girls, romance novelists and other literary wannabes.
The keyword challenge
In addition to my vulnerability in nouns and fashion, let me confess that I don’t entirely get all the fuss about keywords. I used to eat the crusts on my toast because my dad kept saying they would turn my hair curly. But I am not a child any more, so I’m not going to fall for every oft-repeated mantra.
I really can’t quite figure out how these keywords are going to sell my book or fuel my writing business. Though I am tickled pink that you can google “awesome” and find me.
Care to share, you self-styled SEO experts who keep spamming my site or anyone who has actually figured this out?
Thanks, Joudry288, for the awesome photo.
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